Site Terms of Service

Terms of Use

Unauthorized scraping, data extraction, or use of automated tools (including AI models, bots, and crawlers) to access, store, or repurpose content from this site is strictly prohibited. Any violation may result in legal action, IP bans, and further enforcement measures. I will find you. I have a certain set of skills that make me a mild irritation for people like you.

Cookies

This website probably uses cookies. I know the webmaster eats them regularly. Please be careful when clicking links, as there may be crumbs in the nav bar. Seriously, though, I don’t deliberately use any cookies. I’m sure my WordPress engine uses them for backtracking and other navigation purposes, but that’s it. Good luck with that.

Privacy

I will never collect your personal information for any other reason than because you contacted me. If you use the contact form, I will have collected your personal contact information. I will not sell, share, or otherwise redistribute your contact information. You have the right to request that I remove your contact information at any time. To do so, you will have to provide that contact information, so I will know what to remove (Catch 22). You can contact me via the hurt feelings button, below.

Refunds

If I have your money, it’s gone, bruh. I spent it. You ain’t getting any of it back. I got a zero-refund policy, and your name is at the top of its list. Sorry not sorry.

Seriously, though, if something went terribly sideways, I’m a completely reasonable, rational person. Just use the button below to let me know what’s going on, and I’m sure we’ll figure something out, even if it’s wrong.